Crusty Goggles

When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.
When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.
by Panfro May 03, 2007
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crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.
Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.
by TwinSouth August 20, 2008
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crusty prick

An individual who speaks as an ingrate when offered help.
I'm trying to be nice, you crusty prick!
by msgs April 11, 2011
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Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.
Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....
by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 04, 2011
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crusty bum

the results of an uncleansed anal causing it to create a crust like flakiness and discoloured bum cheeks
get your crusty bum out of my face
by beatrice & ingrid August 20, 2006
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Crusty Crew

a group of friends who do stupid shit have mad flow fuck a ton of bitches and smoke a hella ton of dope
me: dude the crusty crew is at it again

da homie: i hear they fucked 8 bitches in 1 hour
by TJ Lap March 29, 2015
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Crusty dog

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.
Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.
by Mitch B. February 18, 2009
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