Crimson Narancha

To have your body quickly impaled on multiple (usually steel) rods in a shocking or mysterious manor that results in instant death.

The origin of the term is a reference to the method of murder used by the head of the Italian mafia to kill a 17 year old named Narancha.

Person 1: God, I hate these kinds of videos
Person 2: I know, right? Really makes you wanna give someone a "Crimson Narancha."
Person 1: Is that a sex thing?
Person 2: Not usually.

by Jonny's bug bites June 28, 2024

Crimson Narancha

To violently and suddenly jab multiple (usually steel) rods into somebody, resulting in instant death.

Person 1: man, I hate these kinds of videos! There's just no effort to them!
Person 2: I know right! Really makes you wanna just Crimson Narancha the Tucker!
Person 1: ...is that some kinda sex thing?
Person 2: It can be!

by Jonny's bug bites June 28, 2024

Crimson Dog Bowl

The act of giving oral sex to a woman who is bleeding from her period. Typically a messy act, such as when a dog laps from a bowl.

He lapped from the crimson dog bowl last night while at the party.

by anonymous August 3, 2024

Crimson Rose

When a girl get married while on her period. But still proceeds to do the deed that evening

The Day that Zesty got married, His wife gave him a Crimson Rose that evening.

by TheRandomJbob January 18, 2023

ping crimson

when someone's ping is so bad they start teleporting ahead of time like some dickhead

person1: wdym my ping is bad? it's good, ur just lying.
person2: bro you're mf'ing ping crimson

by Enzal1a June 9, 2025

King Crimson

I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, SO STOP ASKING ME.

A: "Yo bro do you know how king crimson works?"
B: "Kill yourself."

by Romanul_Rus April 30, 2024

King crimson

A man who likes to have sex with girls on their period

Oh its your on your period go sleep with that guy hes a huge king crimson

by Jojosispeak March 8, 2024