by Lord Goo July 27, 2020
Get the slinging creammug. Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.
by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013
Get the Cream of Beermug. Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up
Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.
Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
Get the Cream the Cornmug. by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021
Get the Cream of Childrenmug. by Cream cheese super swag January 21, 2017
Get the Cream Cheesemug. An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.
Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.
by redread January 21, 2014
Get the Zipper creammug. The time after prom when you go to the hotel for 5 minutes with your boyfriend. Expect you don’t cream, he does.
by What is up my dude :) July 21, 2020
Get the Prom creammug.