Krusty Craig

When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake

Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.

by Bag Factory December 23, 2021

Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s

Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate

by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018

dead craig

the under the bed champion

king of quiplash

in-joke to the stars

"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."

by alive craig February 19, 2022

Old Craig

Some one who is entirely way too old to be hanging out with teenagers. The middle aged guy that lives in your friends basement who you routinely employee to purchase you alcohol and as a "thank you" you let him hang around.

I can't believe Mark is still hanging out with those high school kids , what an Old Craig!

by edimusxero July 15, 2016

Craig Osborn

Craig Osborn is a super kind but quiet person till he’s drunk. Helps you when you least expect it!

Person: “wow Craig Osborn is such a kind person! He helped me when I needed it most!”

by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019

Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…

Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*

by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

little craig

a young male whos a lax brah, and blazes with his homeboys everyday

Frank is such a little craig

by shernanagins March 8, 2012