Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!
by The big phone! August 20, 2010
John: What are you doing today bill?
Bill: throwing a party
John: what kind?
Bill: A good old fashion cotton fuck
John: hot damn!
Bill: throwing a party
John: what kind?
Bill: A good old fashion cotton fuck
John: hot damn!
by RustyShakleford October 04, 2009
Verb: Rhyming slang for male masturbation. To "have a pull". When friends and accomplices are used to the term, it can be shortened to a "cotton" for public discretion.
Eg 1: Jimmy was so worked up after a boys night out at the strippers, he went home immediately to have a cotton wool.
Eg 2: Q "Where's Steven?"
A "He's out the back having a cotton"
Eg 2: Q "Where's Steven?"
A "He's out the back having a cotton"
by Paulie Boy June 28, 2006
Johnny's ears were full of wax. Not anymore. He cleans them with a cotton bud.
Jack's car was of a disgusting sight. With the help of 10'000 cotton buds he was able to make it shine again.
Jack's car was of a disgusting sight. With the help of 10'000 cotton buds he was able to make it shine again.
by Nurul January 10, 2008
Noun
An activity which occurs when, before sex, a girl forgets to take out her tampon. Afterwards, realizing what has happened, one or both of the partners must reach in and retrieve aforementioned tampon.
An activity which occurs when, before sex, a girl forgets to take out her tampon. Afterwards, realizing what has happened, one or both of the partners must reach in and retrieve aforementioned tampon.
by James C-drinks-gin December 19, 2008
When you get fucked in the ass so hard that you bleed, and have to shove cotton balls in your ass to stop it.
---Damn, Sheena, what is the matter with you??
---Mann, I had a bad cotton fuck last night and now I can barely sit!!
---Mann, I had a bad cotton fuck last night and now I can barely sit!!
by A Stiles September 22, 2006
pink nipples, white girl vag, and white women in general. may also refer to how white women's private parts taste like cotton candy
by hoodman aka iron chef March 05, 2009