cotton fuck

A ritual that includes fornication with rabbits, particularly with cotton tale rabbits

John: What are you doing today bill?
Bill: throwing a party
John: what kind?
Bill: A good old fashion cotton fuck
John: hot damn!

by RustyShakleford October 4, 2009

Cotton Patch

An old lady Strip club.

Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!

by The big phone! August 20, 2010

Cotton Wool

Verb: Rhyming slang for male masturbation. To "have a pull". When friends and accomplices are used to the term, it can be shortened to a "cotton" for public discretion.

Eg 1: Jimmy was so worked up after a boys night out at the strippers, he went home immediately to have a cotton wool.

Eg 2: Q "Where's Steven?"
A "He's out the back having a cotton"

by Paulie Boy June 27, 2006

Cotton Bud

A cleaning device specially made for ears but known to be able to clean cars, bathrooms and dogs.

Johnny's ears were full of wax. Not anymore. He cleans them with a cotton bud.

Jack's car was of a disgusting sight. With the help of 10'000 cotton buds he was able to make it shine again.

by Nurul January 14, 2008

Cotton picking

Noun
An activity which occurs when, before sex, a girl forgets to take out her tampon. Afterwards, realizing what has happened, one or both of the partners must reach in and retrieve aforementioned tampon.

"Ah shit Dan! I left my tampon in... I guess it's cotton picking time."

by James C-drinks-gin December 22, 2008

Cotton Fuck

When you get fucked in the ass so hard that you bleed, and have to shove cotton balls in your ass to stop it.

---Damn, Sheena, what is the matter with you??
---Mann, I had a bad cotton fuck last night and now I can barely sit!!

by A Stiles September 20, 2008

cotton candy

pink nipples, white girl vag, and white women in general. may also refer to how white women's private parts taste like cotton candy

Steve: Yo, you ever hooked up with a white girl?

Eddie: Hell yea, I tasted the cotton candy.

by hoodman aka iron chef March 5, 2009