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Cosmic Short Stick

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.
What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?
by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010
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Cosmic Spider

The act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.
I gave that daddy long legs a wicked cosmic spider last night.
by Arachnophiliacs September 24, 2011
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cosmocool

This is when words cannot describe how cool someone is, so this word describes it
OG is such a cosmocool
by JCAwesome October 24, 2011
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Cosmetic Abortion

When you get an abortion for reasons not related to medical necessity, rape, or incest. An abortion that takes place simply due to the failure of an impregnated woman to successfully use contraceptives with consensual partners she's not willing bear children for, or abstain from sex altogether.

A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
When most people say they support abortion, they mean only when it's medically necessary and protects victims of rape or incest. Cosmetic abortions however walks a moral tightrope considering all of the measures one can take to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, and aborting the fetus is seen as rejecting the moral responsibility and duty of raising your human child.

"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
by nexlyfe May 4, 2022
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cosma

“cosma” is the type of nigga to get his dick sucked for a gram of weed. every guy wants to fight him, and every girl has already fucked him. he’s the type of nigga to show up to a funeral higher than a kite, tryna fuck the grieving women.
boy: i’m gonna fuck cosma up
girl: i’m gonna fuck him
by homegurll69 May 12, 2018
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Cosmic

To suffer from an overdose of Ecstasy resulting in limb failure, mainly affecting the arms.
Dude don't take 4 at once, you're not as tolerant as Tim. You'll just Cosmic like Brando did at school from the 1/2 of a green smiley.
by Mike drinkwater September 26, 2007
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cosmo

short for cosmotologist, mainly used for high end hair stylists or at high end beauty schools to describe the students "cosmos".
by Cosmo Girl, Holla. July 28, 2005
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