corporate douche

The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.

The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!

by Telephony August 12, 2016

corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.

Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020

corpsexual

Corpsexual- having romantic and sexual feeling towards Lena Luthor

I'm corpsexual

by Grayboihomo December 31, 2020

corpsebestie

Corpsebestie: the best person ever who deserves the world, lets not forget he has a obbsession w karl jacobs and sapnap

”Corpsebestie likes who?”

”karl Jacobs and sapnap

by Hehwiwka August 31, 2021

Corporate Baddie

a person who gives their best in the corporate world while putting themself first and showing up as their authentic self, all while serving looks.

“bitches might be afraid to leave an abusive corporate job but i’m not one of them bitches, i’m a corporate baddie. i rule this industry.”

by aaim6n August 12, 2023

In corpore sano

WINNER OF EUROVISION 2022 BITI ZDRAVA BITI ZDRAVA BITI BITI BITI BITI ZDRAVAAAAAAA🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Good luck Kostrakta on Saturday in the final.
VOTE #24 FOR SERBIA ON SATURDAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

In corpore sano should win esc22.

by :|:|:|:|:|:||:|: May 12, 2022

Something Corporate

Something Corporate rock my socks.

"It's to dying in another's arms, and why I had to try it"

by TB March 4, 2005