dumb clogs

The opposite of clever clogs. Frequently used as a comeback from being called a clever clogs.

Alec: You're a clever clogs aren't you then?

Sebastian: Well aren't you a dumb clogs?

by fghd123 December 3, 2017

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

Joseph Cookson’d

This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.

Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”

by TOL92 November 27, 2018

This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

Whyalla coons

The whyalla coons or people call them the runamucks because All they do is go to westlands everyday and think they can do whatever the fuck they want bc there aboriginals and no teen age girl can go to westlands with there friends cause they will get bashed by these aboriginals who think they run the town they even try to bash adults

Is there runamucks or the whyalla coons in Westlands today oh I better tell my kid not to go there

by Lolssssssss January 21, 2019

leah cooks

From toronto, everybody wants to fuck, "DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE" "IM LEAH FUCKING COOKS". AND shes fucking a white hick

Man I bet shes Leah Cooks

by DaddyMeh January 30, 2019

alex cooksey

Cunty

You’re being a real Alex Cooksey today

by ChocThunda September 18, 2019