colins mom

Wow jon. You've proven your maturity and intelligence. Now GET A FUCKIN MCJOB AND STFU.

Jon is really jealous of colins mom, because hes the only one she wont sleep with.

by colins mom April 18, 2004

Culinary Heresy

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.

Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!

by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010

Culinarian

A person with high interest and great appreciation for the culinary arts, who also has deep appreciation for the person and labor behind the meal being served.

“Fuck those foodie assholes, I’m a culinarian. The chef matters too.!”

by DarthZombie July 4, 2018

Colin

My name is Colin. I'm Irish, Scottish, English, and Polish. I have short and thick brunette hair, and flashy blue eyes. I'm pretty thin and short, though for some reason my muscles seem to pop out. I'm an intelligent person, but I don't like showing off in front of a crowd. I'm a musician, and I love to listen to music everywhere all the time, as well as play video games, read and write, and read manga and watch anime. I'm always willing to make new friends, but I have a bit of social anxiety, so I don't talk to people. I'm a very layered person, and I've been through a lot in my life, so it will take time for you to get to know me more. But once you get there, I'll make sure to do everything possible to make sure you're happy. I do the same for everyone, I will work tirelessly to make sure everyone around me likes me and is satisfied. I may seem cool and even a bit rude on the outside, but if you get to my inner layers, it'll be worth it. Also, I'm told I'm a 'ladies man,' and women tell me that I kiss incredibly and seem to know exactly what to do when it comes to romance, in and out of bed ;) If you ever have a Colin in your life, please take the time to get to know them, and they'll be one of your best friends before long.

Friend of Colin (guy): "Colin is such a wonderful person, and he always seems to make me laugh. How can someone have so much fun around him?!"
Friend of Colin (girl, ex-gf): "OMG, I totally regret breaking up with Colin, he's even hotter than before! Ugh, I wish I could have another chance with him..."
Colin: "Thanks, but there's no need for the compliments, I can't be that great, I'm just an average person."
Everyone: "No, you ARE wonderful, and destined for excellence!"

by GeekyRiolu December 9, 2020

Colin

Colin's are either a hit or a miss, one may be a overbearing ass while the other is a gift straight from god.

Did you hear about Colin?
Which one?

by AlfredoSauseBayBay! November 30, 2021

colinda

The act of two people making coffee and having sexual intercoarse afterwards. aka colindate

"Im too tired for this, want to colinda?"

by leofeoreo January 16, 2010

Colin K

One tough cookie from the depths of NJ, hes quite the ladies man. Known for his humor and charm.

Yo, were you at Colin K's party the other day?

No, I wish I could have gone to Colin K's crazy party. There were so many bitches to be had!

by G Dawg October 16, 2004