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church

Refers to having, or having had, sex. It is a means by which lovers may unceremoniously compliment their partner, and / or their performance in general, as being an earth moving, supernatural experience. A characteristic is that one or both of the participants yells "God!" one really good time, or multiple times. If one, or both, of the participants had to bite a leather belt, themselves, or their partner to prevent yelling "God!" then that also qualifies...shoving one's face into a pillow can be debated.
"We had church last night."
by thebyron October 30, 2008
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God, Church

God Church is the term used by Jake Paul in his song 'Its Everyday Bro' song and refers to something going well.
'And i drop some new merch and its selling like a god, church.'
by JangoFettSayingPossibly June 13, 2017
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Brittany Church

The best French Horn player in the history of mankind. She plays a french horn sprinkled with fairy dust. French horns sound awful, but not when Brittany plays it. She is the buckle on the belt of french horn players. Brittany Church was the foundation of the Willard Band from 2005-2009.

Sidenote: She is also the daughter of the band director, Chris Church.
by rebota September 23, 2009
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God Church

Social Media Star Jake Paul invented this thing
Like what the heck is a god church?
''I just dropped some new merch,and it's selling like a god church
by YEAH I SMELL GOOD August 13, 2017
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Church Job

The act of performing for a church or in a church. Usually signing or playing an instrument. The act does not need to be sexual but it is significantly more honorable if it is.
Matt Hill: "I got paid 200 dollars for a church job last Sunday"
Jason: "No way that's sexy!"
by Experience4life1 March 23, 2010
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church windows

The appearance of stained glass, suspended between two fingers after inserting aforesaid fingers into your favourite lady's front bottom and liberally covering with fanny splat, then removing and opening the fingers held up against a bright light...
... She gives great church windows.... its almost holy!
by Bolerobob December 7, 2006
mugGet the church windowsmug.

elliott church

An overgrown penis wart.
Named after Scientest Elliott Church of Calverton who was the first to diagnose.
James:"What do you think it is Doctor?"
Doctor:"Its definatley an Elliott Church"
by Chloris Jane November 15, 2007
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