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CHUCK NORRIS

GOD DID NOT CREAT THE BIG BANG CHUCK NORRIS DID WHEN HE LIT HIS FART IN THE VACHUME OF SPACE
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chuck norris

n. Chuck Norris
1. The cowboy equivilent to God. Specializes in roundhouse kicking people through car windshields. Has also been known to eat babies.

v. Chuck Norris
1. The act of roundhouse kicking someone/thing.
by OH MY IRL July 21, 2008
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Chuck Norris

Something so kick ass, it is comparable to Chuck Norris
Dude 1: Yo, you see X3 yet?
Dude 2: Yeah, that movie is Chuck Norris
by Paul Sammons June 3, 2006
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(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
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DONT F*CK WITH CHUCK!

...youve been warned.
by Zackery May 22, 2006
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chuck norris

one of the earths greatest men alive! in other words hes god....
chuck norris sleeps with a nite lite not cus hes afraid of da dark it cus the dark scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!
by patric thomas April 30, 2006
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chuck norris

1. God.
2. Powerful
"Susan, do you know God's full name?"
"Of course, Chuck Norris."
by sammammam April 19, 2006
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