christianally

To do something in the name of Jesus Christ.

I love you Christianally.

by Hellsprung May 26, 2017

christian

he is sexy as fuck and has a bit dick in his pants

christian: Baby im trinna fuck😏
The girl: Ok daddy😫

by llcd October 27, 2019

christian

he is a gay faggot that doesnt care about anyone but him self he bullies shorter people

christian is a fag

by Flash oops March 21, 2019

Christians

a group of brain-washed people who worship jesus christ, and spread their propaganda of beliefs through media of all sorts, including television (jesus channels), radio;music (jesus rock, gospel, ect.), books (the bible), ect, and say that if you don't agree with their beliefs, you will go to hell.

"Hey Bill."
"Yeah Jim?"
"Lets watch that awesome gameshow, Praise the Lord, on the Jesus Channel."
"Excellent idea...those crazy Christians..."

by bob89 June 27, 2005

Christians

Stupid goody-two-shoe fuckheads who love to suck up to the government. They think that everything in life is useless and the only thing worth giving attention to is there invisible deity called "god", whom of which they have yet to prove the existance of. They also foolishly believe that the United States was founded as a christian nation, when in fact it was founded upon Agnosticism, yet the Christians stole it from the Agnostics.

I hate christians, They are the worst kind of religious people. They are fucking obnoxious assholes. A christian that lives next door to me snitched me out to the police for smoking the green a couple years back. Hey, guess what. I can do whatever the fuck I WANT, you fucking fascists. I don't care if this is your nation. I am me. So don't you tell ME how to live. I hate you stupid fucking christians. Just fuck off the Earth already and drop dead. Assholes...

by not found [Error 404] June 6, 2007

Christians

A massive ammount of ignorant people who follow a belif passed down from their parents for multiple generations. The common christian belif is that there is a man in the sky who controls everything on Earth. They take everything written in a 2000 year old story book as fact and live their lives by it.

Most christians are too stupid to know why they are christians in the first place.

by DeCeP7ioN May 19, 2005

christian

a culture that thinks that they are ultimately right and think that their religion is the best because of all the dominant white people. they try to make everyoe believe in their religion and they think that everyone should follow thier dumb rules, which they themselves go against.

i am christian and if you dont believe my religion you are going to hell

by shaneeks June 29, 2010