Chona

a person who uses a cellphone to "screenshot" instead of actual screenshotting, and also a dumb asf teacher

chona has another task again gon kms

by chonak h8er December 8, 2021

Chont

Softer version of cunt (pronounced cah with the C from the back of the throat with a rasp), originating from the island of Guernsey. Mostly used as a term of endearment

Alright ya chont?!

by Slache December 19, 2021

Chont

A psychopath who invades the Ukrainian Sovereign state because he was bullied at school

Look at me… I’m a Chont

by Pyschobabble March 3, 2022

Choctaw High School

An Oklahoman school full of drug addicts, nazis and rapists. Principals and teachers protect rapists cause they do the same shit. Calls the cops on students for trying to protest. No one can keep it in their pants. Lots of pregnancies. The stairwell. Dooley's patrol.

The only good thing about the school is the entertainment value from the fights.

Someone: Where'd you go to school?
You: Choctaw High School.
Someone: Ah, shit, the Stairwell school.
You: Fuck you.

by godwantsmeinhisbed April 19, 2022

Chona Syndrome

A mental disorder that causes one to be a shitty romantic partner or ex-partner.

I think my ex has Chona Syndrome, he won't leave me alone!

by anonymous April 23, 2022

chonkalamalonkas

When you see a chick with some big titties that makes you wanna stare at them honkers. Then dig your face in them.

Wow, look at Angela, her chonkalamalonkas are bouncing when she walks.

by Kokushibo April 24, 2022

chonkalamalonkas

When a chick has a big pair of boobs that make you wanna dig your face into them.

Holy shit, that chick’s chonkalamalonkas are bouncing.

by Kokushibo April 24, 2022