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second-chance-pants

any pair of pants or article of clothing that has tricky buttons or fasteners that would cause the wearer to think twice before disrobing, especially important to wear when one knows a night of drinking and ex boy/girlfriends are in the evening plans
Thank God I wore my second-chance-pants last night, I saw Todd at the party. If I didn't have those few extra second to think, it could have been a gi-normous disaster...
by stp-bk December 9, 2008
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A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.
"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."
by Omendob March 8, 2021
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by Skyrim550 April 7, 2022
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Penitentiary Chances

When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.
"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."
by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019
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Chance Matlock

skinny prude... but still quite cute... boy
"Damnett chance you bit my tongue!"
by Marissa March 25, 2005
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Chance Goetz

Chance is the hottest guy ever!!We have alot of stuff in common!Well love ya lots Chance!!
Chance Goetz is the hottest guy ever!!I love u chance!!
by chancelover#1 June 7, 2004
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Chance Goetz

Hes a really hot guy!!Who i have the biggest crush on!!Omfg!!Well i bearly see him during the summer!!We have alot in common!!I love u chance goetz!!
by chancelover#1 June 7, 2004
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