Christian

noun: Lion food. Pat Robertson Jerry Falwell Adolf Hitler Karl Rove Moral Majority Religious Right

Christian: "Although I was once persecuted for my beliefs, I think I have the right to kill you."

Black, Jewish, Lesbian: "Shut up before I feed you to a lion."

by gofuckyourself525 September 19, 2008

Christianity

A twisted and controlling "religion", or rather, a cult.

"Come here, little Johnny! Read the Bible! Learn bout Jesus! Learn about Christianity! But don't read the Old Testament. Don't learn about the incest, rape, murder, sexist, and countless other terrible things in the Bible!"

by Kittenspore October 03, 2018

Christian

He thinks and wants to be cool... But he really isn't.

Christian is very gay

by thegreenfreak December 12, 2018

Christianity

The state's big bad scapegoat.

Damn satanists/politicians anyways...

by Satan is a political whore! February 17, 2005

christian

a very handsome man, who will always be by your side no matter what, faithful honest and responsible, in other words YOUR dream guy

He sounds like a christian

by {:-)-]--[ February 17, 2010

Christianical

One who believes in Christ and forces,subtly,their belief on others.

For fucks sake don't swear,smoke,drink or fart around my mom.We'll be in for either a cold shoulder or a lecture or both. She's Christianical.

by Nortzz April 25, 2006

Christianity

A religion, not run by a man named Christian, where you worship a man made of bread

Christianity worships the bread man

by A better person than a person August 12, 2018