Christian

noun: Lion food. Pat Robertson Jerry Falwell Adolf Hitler Karl Rove Moral Majority Religious Right

Christian: "Although I was once persecuted for my beliefs, I think I have the right to kill you."

Black, Jewish, Lesbian: "Shut up before I feed you to a lion."

by gofuckyourself525 November 1, 2008

Christian

He thinks and wants to be cool... But he really isn't.

Christian is very gay

by thegreenfreak December 12, 2018

Christianity

A twisted and controlling "religion", or rather, a cult.

"Come here, little Johnny! Read the Bible! Learn bout Jesus! Learn about Christianity! But don't read the Old Testament. Don't learn about the incest, rape, murder, sexist, and countless other terrible things in the Bible!"

by Kittenspore October 2, 2018

Christianity

The state's big bad scapegoat.

Damn satanists/politicians anyways...

by Satan is a political whore! September 17, 2006

christian

a very handsome man, who will always be by your side no matter what, faithful honest and responsible, in other words YOUR dream guy

He sounds like a christian

by {:-)-]--[ February 16, 2010

Christianical

One who believes in Christ and forces,subtly,their belief on others.

For fucks sake don't swear,smoke,drink or fart around my mom.We'll be in for either a cold shoulder or a lecture or both. She's Christianical.

by Nortzz May 5, 2006

Christian

The kind of person that sticks with you through thick and thin, despite some bumps in your friendship because they are always there for you like they promise. One of the funniest people you will ever meet and when they’re gone, you’ll miss them so much that you won’t know what to do because Christian was your support. Christians are sweet, kind, generous, smart, fun, thoughtful, and considerate. Sometimes they’ll say some interesting things that might not exactly be right, but in the end they’ll figure it out for themselves and still manage to be such wonderful people.

christian is an amazing friend.

by 0____0 November 8, 2018