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Cannibal Hooker

Someone who is paid for sexual services and ends up trying to eat their client.
Sasha Lenea, Harris, Fadlon, is a cannibal hooker because she bit the tongue of her client, that was paying her for sex.
by leblac1234 November 27, 2018
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Cannisters

Large and well-shaped breasts on a good looking woman who isn’t fat. Jugs knockers
Wow, Did you see the Cannisters on that Cheerleader in front of us yesterday at the football game ?!
by Trim Hits December 11, 2018
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Cannibal

Joe Biden is a cannibal
by KayJay_Official January 6, 2021
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Cannibal Corpse

Sickest death metal band in existence, horny and gory and full of fun. Their singer George Fisher is a sexy beast with a neck twice the size of his head
Have you heard of cannibal corpse?
No, are they good?
Hell yeah brother
by AsthmaticChicken April 30, 2022
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Gas-canning

When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.
Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.
by Dr.Doe June 19, 2018
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Cock Cannibal

A woman who lives by the cock and shall die by the cock
My favorite girlfriend is such a cock cannibal, thats why she's my favorite!
by KanadianPaladin September 18, 2022
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cannibalistic trolls

A breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. Their everlasting enemies are the alabaster dwarfs. They are wild and untameable beasts, who roam the forest on dark nights, looking for earth dwellers. They beat them over the head for fun, with their wooden clubs that are stained with goober blossom blood. They also kill goober blossom plants so the alabsater dwarfs have no food, because they find it quite humourous.

The trolls diet is very simplistic. They feed on each other, and only need to eat once every month. If a troll dies, they eat it after it rots, so the flesh is tender. Their life span is very long, so sometimes the trolls must sacrifice one of their own in order to survive. During the sacrificial ceremony, the trolls throw the bodies of alabaster dwarfs at the troll being sacrificed, until it is fully buried, and it suffocates.

Cannibalistic trolls mate once every three hundred and sixty five days, and give birth to approximately ten children for each pregnancy, which lasts about five days. Young trolls eat squirrels and fairies until their three inch long teeth grow in. At this time, they are now able to eat the flesh of their own kind. The trolls are solitary animals, but coem togeher are a comuntiy on full moons, for that is the night that they feast.

The trolls travel all throughout the forest of magical silliness, but take shelter beneath the roots of the giant peach trees. They gaurd the peach trees, which makes them very hard to chop down. They only clean themselves if they are being sacrificed, and they bathe in the juices excreted from the womb of male cannibalistic trolls.

It is presumed that by 2010, the cannibalistic trolls will have wiped out all of the alabaster dwarfs. Please help us kill off the cannibalistic trolls so the alabaster dwarfs can be saved, even though they are basically doomed to fail.

If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
by LEAHANDJENNA May 18, 2008
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