Carson

gross little kid who will be bald before he is 21.
Also looks like he's about to go on a golf trip with the bois.

Why is the child Carson balding?

idk. but at least he's ready to golf.

by ayayayayayayya.11 May 26, 2018

Carson

Someone who is in love with their sister and thinks their thicc.

Don't be a Carson

by BruhCheese May 8, 2019

Anne Carson

Anne Carson is a genius,

An artist who writes in verse,

Or maybe she just likes the 'enter' key.

'Anne Carson is a genius!' -A Doctor

by jonsquirrel March 8, 2009

carson

One of the biggest fuckboys you will ever meet. He will be the best boyfriend ever and give you everything you want. Once he gets bored and wants something you won't give him he moves on and breaks your heart. He's a real ass hole.

Girl~your such a Carson just leave me alone
Boy~ how could you say that I'm way better than a Carson

by Erin the great and fabulous March 19, 2017

carson-garcia

A person who smells like crap and rarely takes a shower or washes his clothes. Also someone who eats the skin off his pimples.

My roomate is such a carson-garcia

by hotshower December 16, 2010

Cayton

the act of eating a ton of cake during sex. So your partner doesn't gain weight from the experience many people yell "MEGA PUNCH!" right before climaxing and punch their partner in the gut, making them vomit profusely.

"yo man i think im gonna cayton my girlfriend tonight."

"you're a sick fuck, you know that?"

"haha ya"

by bboy vibes March 8, 2010

carson

carson is a term used to describe a guy with no life. he spends all of his time jerking off because he will never get a girl. his eyebrows were inspired by a catapillar.

wow look at that carson, what an awful person

by carsona May 20, 2016