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A residence not surrounded by a moat is not a castle. A resident who doesn't have a crown is not a king, especially not a resident who pays rent every month. Being pretentious has to be nice, but at some point you know where you stand.
The closest thing to a castle some folks have been inside was the Biltmore Estate. People not wanting to rent an apartment or buy a house don't usually tour the place as a castle, and they wouldn't call it one. Still, castles are interesting places to think about, but basing an action off a pretend reality is not a good practice.
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by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010
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