lumpy carrot

Orange condom over penis with warts.

She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.

by Werbenjagermanjensen October 28, 2019

crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016

carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

carrot juicing

Wanking someone off who's ginger

Harry: Apparently Hermione went carrot juicing last night and ended up at Ron's

by Nemesis45645 April 26, 2020

Cum Carrot

a vegan who has had a little too much fun with a carrot

That vegan teacher is a real cum carrot

by yourlocalmentallyillfrog April 15, 2021

saucy carrot

The alleged nickname, bestowed by Stormy Daniel's, of Donald Trump's penis.

Donald's saucy carrot didn't really affect my lady garden or my tossed salad. It was more a baby saucy carrot...said Stormy Daniel's after finally breaking her silence on trumps manhood

by Eun333 July 31, 2018