carpet bagel

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.

1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.

by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018

Tea Carpeting

Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.

My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me

by Salty17 November 20, 2012

Sabrina Carpenter

The cutest person alive. Makes great music. Is 19 years old but mentally 5 years old.

When we could push all the lemons 🍋 - Sabrina Carpenter

by H star July 19, 2019

Sabrina Carpenter

SHE IS A QUEEENNNNN. MOST WELL KNOWN FOR HER SONG THUMBS OR SUE ME OR WHY. SHE WAS ON GIRL MEETS WORLD AND THE HATE YOU GIVE AND THE SHORT HISTORY OF THE LONG ROAD. she is a lovely person in person, and yall should do whatever you can to meet her. She loves to listen and loves to laugh and have fun. she is my mom. She got her start on disney BUT DONT YOU DARE CALL HER A DISNEY STAR. she has the best voice ever, and personaly her best song is either Hold Tight ft UHMEER or Sue Me. Or On My Way by Alan Walker. Or Alone Together. OR FALL APART. KIDS THAT SPIDERMAN REFERENCE THOOOOo. ok so what im trying to say is that all of her songs are bombassamazing. go listen to them. pushing 20 is pretty good too. she is a blue eyed queen and yeeettt

I love Sabrina Carpenter

by sabrinacarpenterstannn May 9, 2019

mad cat on carpet

Extreme traction or having lots of grip. Common lingo among gear heads.

Bro, your MX-5 handles like a mad cat on carpet!

by David H Toppston June 7, 2007

carpet crawler

Crack Smoker, possibly of the middle-class, caucasian, club-going, loser variety. The people I heard use this expression won't actually use the word "crack", because - well...denial. It refers to the "end of the buzz" ritual of looking for leftovers to extend the party. Gross.

After Betty's Blue Star, we went to this after hours party, but it was full of carpet crawlers.

by Mr_Doodlebugg January 24, 2004

carpet hole

One of the 100 different ways to say vagina. In this case the vagina has a "carpet," and is thereby not a clean shaven one.

Peppermint P: Come on you extra chromosome totin piss freak. Go on and show Charlie B your carpet hole.
Marcie: F*** no. I like toast!!

by Sammy!! January 17, 2007