An alien crash lands in Canada, attempts to build a ship to go home using a dead babies skull, a flute, the original fast food cup, Hitlers custom made hot tub dial, and the hut created by Bigfoot, found soon after his "accidental" death when he avoided taxes for so long, and in the process of building it, creates a time machine. He travels to egypt in the year of 11,000 BC. The Egyptians see his big head and ears, and strange structure, and create myths around him!! He brings them to Canada and they create a series of undergrown tunnels used to breed chickens and snakes which grow to the size of whales, and when the time is right, he will unleash them upon the land to take over and become the God of Canada! However, in the year of 2010 he tries to unleash them to find they have died to a lack of being fed, and only one is still alive, and is now known as Mccain! If he ever gets enough power, he will show his true form and tell the true history of Canada
by Big Headed Air Force Man February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of fornicating in a parka and snow pants modified to improve access to the genitalia and anus
holy poop, my girl friend got me a gortex snow suite, i can't wait to teacher her "Canada's history"
by napalm113 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Canada's History is a sexual act where a young canadian boy gives off a scent when he is ready to mate. When this time comes he sticks his hind-quarters straight into the air and lets his special smell attract the ladies (or men to be politically correct). After a lady comes tot he young man they she lets him know she is ready to mate by sticking her tounge into his butthole. The young Canadian boy takes this as a sign for action. Then they get down hard in a pile of mud just north of the North Dakota border with Canada. This sexual act almost always guarantees you will get twins.
by www.twitter.com/dcoa5 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 1)A 2 foot long dildo designed for Grizzly bears and Joan Rivers.
2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.
3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.
3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
1) Colbert: Her pussy is so wide you can put your head inside!
Me: You should get her Canada's History!
2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN
3) Who cares?
Me: You should get her Canada's History!
2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN
3) Who cares?
by KHenning February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. (N.) "Canada's History" is the Canadian national sport where two males dip their penises into a large jug of Canadian maple syrup, then place their syrup soaked penises into a large ant hill trying to catch as many ants on their respective penises as possible. Then the contestants must then attempt to fill the Stanley cup with these ants. The first male to fill the Stanley cup wins the coveted "about eh" Moose Antler hat rack trophy and a coupon to Bennigans.
Hey did you watch Canada's History last night?
Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
by Drewburns February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act involving antlers from a North American moose, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup. The act was started when a group of Canadian Mounties snowed in for 6 weeks in a remote part of British Colombia became overcome by their sexual needs. Lacking the company of women and lubricants, the mounties used the tools around them in an event that shaped the history of an entire country and the mounties rectums for long after they returned home with their exhilirating tale.
guy 1: what are you gonna do while your girlfriend is out of town?
guy 2: i don't know, i was thinking about having some of the guys over, you know, watch some hockey, lock the doors and make Canada's History.
guy 2: i don't know, i was thinking about having some of the guys over, you know, watch some hockey, lock the doors and make Canada's History.
by ikarus627 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.
by FiveAces February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.