To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup
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I used the Superbowl's halftime show to teach my girlfriend Canada's History. Now she wont talk to me, and shes rooting for the other team!
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