A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.
Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.
by cyotee February 5, 2010
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by Wizbam February 4, 2010
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"Man, me and my twelve other hermaphrodites are heading up to Lake Superior to preform a waterborne Canada's History. After that I'm going to water-board them, a lot."
by Dajohnster February 11, 2010
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Apparently I'm wanted by the cops after giving that one slut a Canada's History last week. Whats this world come to, where you can't shove giant trophies up girls' asses anymore?
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"My asshole's glued shut. I think we did it wrong."
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by CanadianDeviant February 4, 2010
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Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.
by Z-0 February 4, 2010
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Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
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First, he used the Stanley Cup to make some french toast.
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
"Canada's History"
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
"Canada's History"
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