A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.
by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sick depraved sex act preformed by a minimum of thirteen people in the somewhere along Canadian/America border involving maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanley cup.
"Man, me and my twelve other hermaphrodites are heading up to Lake Superior to preform a waterborne Canada's History. After that I'm going to water-board them, a lot."
by Dajohnster February 11, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act which involves inserting the Stanley Cup into a woman's ass while wearing moose antlers and using maple syrup as lubrication.
Apparently I'm wanted by the cops after giving that one slut a Canada's History last week. Whats this world come to, where you can't shove giant trophies up girls' asses anymore?
by Colbertnation02042010 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Involving moose Antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup, this is a sex act so depraved it cannot be described on basic cable.
"My asshole's glued shut. I think we did it wrong."
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
by CanadianDeviant February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The most deprave sexual act ever know in western history. It is believed that started as an initiation rite for younger Mason, however it was then stop by that group due to it's annal brutality. It includes the use of Maple Syrup, moose antlers and the Standle Cup. The addition later tools such as the Stanley Cup was later added by Canadians who believe it would make it part of their special character as a nation. It is important to note that special parts of this act remains still unknown only by a very selected group.
When i told my partner: i found out how to do a Canada's History do you want to try? that was the list time i was able to take a dump without help...
by Jaime_sjo February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.
Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.
by Z-0 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.