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Can't relate 

Sister jeffree star made this a thing. Jus say it when you simply can't relate
Period.
"I can't afford that!" "Can't relate."
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can be taught 

n. This is an Israelite reference to a potential convert.
Yo the man don't eat pork, he got his beard, and he hate Esau. I think he can be taught.

Can't polish a turd 

No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.
Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
Can't polish a turd by AnaleTaart August 15, 2011

can u dont 

A way of saying "can u not" but not in a mainstream conformist way.
(gets slaped)

can u dont u lil shit??
can u dont by BEN THE BEAR 07 December 5, 2018

can i go to the bathroom 

Mr. Mark can I go to the bathroom?

I dont know can you?

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws 

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS
CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS