Callum

Callum also called calcium is so fat with one cell brain. He reminds me of the password 1234 too weak

hello callum

by Yayajbjddig May 2, 2023

Carlussy Explosion

It's when you poor freshly opened coke into a mans foreskin and add mentos to it, so when it explodes and reacts you can suck it all up.

I had a Carlussy Explosion last night mate. Woah That's awesome!

by LOPPERU September 3, 2023

ass callouses

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.

Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.

by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo

imagine:

one day, your slave calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo. youre angry because he doesnt know the difference. you unleash big chungus on him and big chungus eats the universe. the end.

"dont you just hate it when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo?" i say.

by big boi gay January 31, 2019

Doing a Callum Styles

Acting like a chimpanzee and throwing your shit all over the walls

Fuck I must’ve been drunk last night because apparently I ended up doing a Callum Styles, the walls are a mess and my girlfriends not speaking to me.

by Big pizzle P October 2, 2020

Angel and Callum

The best couple you’ll ever find alive. If You see one, let them be. They’ll always be a perfect match so never try come between them.

Jeff: yo you seen Angel and Callum?
Jane: yeah, they’re a perfect couple

by Stepsisterisstuckagain December 6, 2020