Carlos Adão

Hes a brazillian warrior of peace and love. Mysterious and handsome, not many know him, but those who do, knows that hes a genius, a master, a god. And he's everywhere.
OMG It's Carlos Adão!!! He's everywhere!! Carlos Adão is love, peace and life!!
by Charles_Adam June 17, 2013
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carlos customs

One of the best artist in the world. If you ever need a piece of art done that is your guy. He specializes in customizing shoes but he can pretty much do anything you ask him to do. If you ever happen to meet this person you may consider yourself to be the luckiest human being on earth.
Example 1
Guy 1: “ hey did you see that artist over there”
Guy 2: “ is it Carlos Customs
Guy1: “no”
Guy 2: “ then I don’t give a fuck

Example 2
“ go follow Carlos customs on Instagram”
by TheArtAficionado February 16, 2019
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carlos delcid

The most sexiest guy you’ll ever see , he has a huge crotch
by Nijjer Faggot October 09, 2017
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Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.
Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.
by Miwo July 28, 2023
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Sweaty Carlos

Shoving spicy chili into your partners rectum and mouth simultaneously causing them to sweat.
Co Worker: me and my girl tried a Sweaty Carlos last night

Me: stop we're only work friends
by penisadult November 17, 2021
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Carlos Ray

the less cooler name for Chuck Norris
by chazargh August 31, 2008
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Carlos Mencia

A comedian whose show, "Mind of Mencia," (Comedy Central)focuses on making fun of stereotypes relating to race, gender, sex, profession, and mental capability, among many others. While it may appear to some people that he actually believes these things, it seems to be about as accurate as calling Stephen Colbert a Republican.
Did you see that commercial Carlos Mencia did about the Asian dude?
by AZenne April 20, 2006
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