Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

Cup throwin muthafucka

ignoarnt person who's always trying to fight

"that kid tried to fight me at the party...whatta "cup throwin muthafucka."
"why is he always muggin?, what a cup throwin muthafucka"

by ejhdfoilabdngj August 18, 2013

cup test

The act of putting on a new athletic cup and letting your friends hit it to make sure it works.

I just got a new athletic cup yesterday, Ben and Derek are coming over for a cup test tomorrow

by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

Cup Brownie

Cup Brownie: To put feces in ones hand and push the hand into another person face and laugh.

"Hey Fred, did you Cup Brownie John the other day"
"I certainly did Cup Brownie John"

by Cup Brownie King November 4, 2013

cup of chai

To be a cup of chai = to be interesting.

Yoga is my cup of chai = I think yoga is interesting, I like yoga

by urashima November 5, 2013

cup job

Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.

Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.

by pentozali January 29, 2014

Cup syndrome

'Child of Ugly Parent syndrome'
Medical slang

This kid isn't handicapped, he has cup syndrome

by Nugget99 February 2, 2014