cooper

what a sexy man with a large penis. who wants some fuck

girl: that cooper is so sexy.

by bigdick2.2 February 13, 2018

Charlotte Couper

A short girl who likes to say hmmmm alot

Boyfriend: says something that is slightly annoying
Charlotte Couper : hmmmm

by DanOliver02 April 20, 2020

Cooper fit

The act of getting so angry (usually at an inanimate object)that you totally lose control and become violent with whatever objects are closest.(Throwing is usually involved.)

Man that was a real Cooper fit, I would have never guessed that you could throw an empty coke can through a big screen.

by myspace pimp September 3, 2005

Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

compenisate

When someone attempts to compensate for their inadequate/small penis size.

"Look at that guy's huge pick up truck!"
"Yeah, he's obviously trying to compenisate."

by Urban Knowledge August 29, 2012

compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.

"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"

by Aeiouza December 26, 2013

cooper sofia

The hottest girlfriend you will ever have, and she is really nice.

cooper sofia is very hot

by .mdw p0283rhgp qi2ur48p April 9, 2017