Condiction

To use the diction common to those who could be assumed to have served or are currently in prison.

When Jenny met peter she understood he had been studying law. It was apparent with his condiction that he took a more hands on approach.

by LepperWithThreeHands January 12, 2019

Consitionsmathquadrilaitirialposofious

Adjective(Adj.)
Afraid of math

Jack is very Consitionsmathquadrilaitirialposofious in the exam.

by Sus_sus November 23, 2023

Cornditioner

A concessionist who has too much idle time and read all the manuals and jargon filled labels on the popcorn popper therefore gaining a superiority complex from it.

A: Guys did you know that the cornditioner is a warmer used to keep popcorn fresh and crisp by circulating warm air?
B: You sound like a cornditioner

A: What?
B: Already uploading to urban dictionary with my own definition

A: Kill yourself

by anonymous August 23, 2025

coszitionist

Any person who fukin does'nt take the blame for anything.

Someone who drinks the last beer is a coszitionist.

by Gristlebone September 16, 2009

Conditia

1. The status of well-being
2. Requirements for something to occur. Without it, it would, well, not occur.

He ate a lot of fast food, so his conditia was horrible.

Overwhelming amounts of nitrogen and phosphorus are essential conditia for excessive algal growth.

The reason for his extraordinary conditia was the exorbitant rate at which he charged his billable hours.

by #thisisnotintendedtobeafactual May 3, 2011

coniptionista

A person who is prone to outbursts of an excessive nature, usually over petty subject matter.

That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.

by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014