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muppet fucker

Inbred Redneck, brother and sister produce a child who has the facial features of a muppet. Large nose, small ears, beady eyes.
Did you see that banjo playin muppet fucker on that porch?
by the snickasnatch August 28, 2012
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Schrodinger's Fucker

A person who says something's and depsides if they are fucking around with you based on your reaction.
Schrodinger's Fucker: Your an asshole.
Person: What
Schrodinger's Fucker: I'm just messing with you.
by BobtheCob January 18, 2021
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Rabbit Fucker

A Subject (Usually of the human species) That Feels A Certain Joy From Sticking The Genitals in Furry Little Creatures Known as rabbits. They Do this with wild content.
Person 1: ayoo i just fucked a rabbit
Person 2: You Bloody Rabbit Fucker
by Not-a-rabbitfucker October 10, 2020
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Hippo-fucker

An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.

The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.
A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.

A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.
by Rawrmyun December 7, 2010
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Unicorn Fucker

The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.
by Kat Kathryne September 5, 2011
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Boat Fucker

A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...

He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).
Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.
by OJ Da Drewceman May 1, 2009
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Cousin Fucker

A cousin fucker is usually known as someone from Kentucky. We've all heard stories of people from Kentucky fucking their cousins come on now get real.
I am from Kentucky and they call me a cousin fucker!
by REALHOODNIBBA July 22, 2018
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