Burrito Fail

The act of repeatedly failing at the same task multiple times. Must be at least 3 failed attempts, before it can be considered a burrito fail

an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times

most commonly takes place during gaming

co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx

BoB401 tried to rush turret and dies,
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"

by Biggest Gunns March 30, 2009

volcano burrito

The act of putting Tabasco Sauce on ones' dick then fucking a girl in the ass.

Dude, yesterday I gave Noel a volcano burrito and right when I came I screamed "National Geographic cover bitch!"

by El toro loco bueno October 23, 2010

Russian Burrito

Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.

After school, I gave the headmaster's daughter a Russian Burrito. Her bony spine hurt my knuckles.

by Dingle Barry February 9, 2009

wet burrito

As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.

Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!

by miss dizzy January 27, 2017

burrito armpit

An extension of the expression dirty mexican. An individual with burrito armpit does not shower often and has severe body odor.

I need to take a shower - I've got a bad case of burrito armpit.

by Big -J- March 29, 2009

Brown Burrito

The act of one shitting into a burrito and sharing it with your friends :)

Ryan : Anyone wanting a brown burrito?
Friends: Yeah sure..... This Tastes amazing!
Ryan: I made it myself :)

by Capt Duckleworth August 23, 2011

burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied

Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.

by Bustinmyballsforburritos April 14, 2014