Sarcastic expression of disbelief or rejection. Names generally refer to which gender ur talking to -
Brett = males
Brittany = females
Brett = males
Brittany = females
by Tinfoilcrownxo April 25, 2024

Brett is an amazing guy! One of the best friends you can have. Always gives good advice and lifts you up when you’re feeling down. Brett has all the best qualities! He’s so handsome, charming, funny, best gamer I know and probably will ever meet, and he has really great hair! Brett is adored by his two pups and gives them the best cuddles. Everyone should get themselves a friend like Brett and hold on to him!
Random guy: “Woah! What’s that hair style called?
Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”
Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”
by Beaniebunnie May 6, 2022

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad
by J Topel November 22, 2021

A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022

by 18yourmom December 28, 2013
