the phone works both ways

An infamous line used by elders & parents frequently in order to push the responsibility to maintain a healthy relationship between the two.

child: grandma ! i haven’t seen you in so long
grandma: well the phone works both ways though kiddo.
child: *thought* what ??

by turkeyburgersavage June 22, 2023

botherese

A cluster of annoyances. Endless chatter from a dumbass, unpaid bills, car trouble, the boss in your face.

"Don't you be getting all up in me with your botherese."

"I need a serious break from all this botherese."

by katya charms January 6, 2005

bathdanate

To be bathe in semen.

That girl is bathdanate.

by Pixie. ---> Credit fiend-v1 September 8, 2007

Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.

Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."

by Purple Koala October 19, 2011

Both sides of the moon

It is when you put your wiener in her butthole, plug her ears, and play pink floyd while fingering her her clit

Dan just showed Ashlee both sides of the moon

by Daren j orcil October 10, 2016

Bothan

Used as a code-word by Star Wars fans for describing an attractive female.

There’s major bothans in the gym right now.

by lsp December 9, 2019

Botha

Botha can be used by asking someone if they know who botha is, When they reply and ask who botha is you then respond with "Botha deeznuts in your mouth"

P1: do you know who botha is?
P2 no, who?
P1: Botha deeznuts in your fucking mouth XD

by Mohammad bin Laden February 13, 2022