Butter Boots

when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)

AWWWW thats my batman!!!

.............butter boots

by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012

In Ya Boot

A non-derogatory phrase to express disagreement with an occurrence or statement. The phrases origins are from the boot of an AFL umpire.

How was that 50!?! He barely touched him!... In Ya Boot!

by Stumcc April 12, 2015

Boot Brush

A female with an especially hairy or unusually bushy vagina.

I hooked up with this chick last nite, and she shined my duty boots with her boot brush. Yep she was scary hairy.

by mattiemobile November 23, 2010

The Scared Boot

A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.

Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.

by Uh-1D September 24, 2019

boot shaft

A white male's penis that his extremely darker than his skin complexion

Dude did you notice that Grec's got a damn boot shaft

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

boot flugen

to duke in the butt, to bend someone/thing over and do them in the butt:buttsex

dude we got caught boot flugen last nite

by nick g April 26, 2005

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012