Boof

The stage in which people train to get big brains: small boof, normal boof, big boof, and ultra mega big-brain boof. Lots of brain percentages go into this and anyone who reaches mega big-brain boof is officially named "boof master." They can say sarcastic things to the teacher and they won't even care.

That boof over there is really really smart.

by AbrahamEatMyHam October 21, 2019

boof

The metaphysical embodiment of a chocolate chip cookie at specifically 11:15AM in the Fordham cafeteria.

Yo dawg, it’s boof o’clock!

by masterboofer October 23, 2019

boof

When someone is smoking out of a bong and coughs while sucking through the mouth piece. Bong water shoots out of the down stem and gets everywhere.

Damn Jake just boofed tf out of that bowl, theres bong water everywhere.

by biggyjiggs October 25, 2019

Boof

Another word for weed.

“Bruh you best be passing that boof at lunch.” “Yes sir I am passing that boof.”

by Bthan October 30, 2019

Boof

to have sex / to fuck

He's wearing a flannel over a hoodie, joggers, timbs, and a beanie? I wanna boof him

by kams20 December 16, 2019

Boof

Either a big dog, or an affectionate name for a boyfriend whom you are not actually dating.

Did you seen Susan’s new Boof? He’s so fluffy; Did you see Susan’s new Boof? He’s so hot!

by wl/dv December 17, 2019

boof

1.) some type of bullshit or something that the general population of teenagers dislike
2.) strong ass gas (weed)

principal: "someone told me that you were the one who painted the mushroom mural on the handicapped bathroom stall, and the collage you made for your art class resembles what was painted."
me: :lmao fuck off no proof, no boof"

by aamandakocsiss January 5, 2020