Flick before you pick

flick before you pick is an action you should always perform when picking out a lighter at the local gas station, deli, and/or bodega.

always Flick before you pick so you get a good Bic :)

by SOULoutrageous December 1, 2009

business before pleasure

There's a time for being serious and a time for being fun.

While wanting to go to a party but still having homework, Chloe's parents said "business before pleasure."

by Business is pleasure December 9, 2015

Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

fart before the poop

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first

that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

beforeward

The opposite of afterward and cool way to say before or anything with a similar meaning.

Steve: What do you guys want to do after the party?
Andy: I dont know...
Kenny: Lets play ps3 at your house. I'll bring my game too.
Steve: You will have to carry it around with you the whole dat then.
Kenny: I meant before the party.
Steve: We are discssing about what happens afterward...
Andy: But you are talking about Beforeward.

by somerandomguyontheinternets June 25, 2009

Bonor

Bonor is the stuff that comes out of your ear after someone has sex with it. A pale yellow combination of semen and ear wax.

Dude, I fucked that bitch last night in every orifice, she had tons of bonor coming out of her ears

by Snife August 11, 2004

Nightmare Before Christmas

Heading eastbound on SR50 just outside of Orlando FL, the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' is what some people call the town of Bithlo. Shortly after exiting Bithlo, you enter the town of Christmas, FL.

If youre gonna head to Cocoa Beach on SR50, careful going through the Nightmare Before Christmas!!!

by Veno Lase May 30, 2006