When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.
by CaptMcSwagger June 9, 2014
Get the Phoenician Blindmug. the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
by odiepeyote February 25, 2017
Get the beard blindmug. When someone is oblivious to the “attractiveness league” of which they belong, constantly punching above their weight, remaining single forever and never learning to adjust and lower their standards slightly in order to obtain a suitable partner.
John thinks he deserves a super model half his age even though he’s fat, bald and middle aged. No wonder he’s been single forever, he’s league blind. He’s off to Thailand again next month.
by MonkeyMagicMan75 August 29, 2021
Get the League Blindmug. Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.
Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?
normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore
self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass
self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore
self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass
self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
by PedlorT October 20, 2021
Get the Blind Sympathymug. When someone is so supportive of a specific political party that they are blind to the atrocities that some of the members perform.
Can you believe that Jim is still a Republican even after Trump's response to riots? I swear he is so party blind!
by belgiumdip June 11, 2020
Get the Party blindmug. by Stainless26 December 3, 2019
Get the Blind burromug. Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
Get the Thing Blindnessmug.