by Mag 56 November 29, 2020
Get the Blind Zoromug. Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.
See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
by notdogen January 24, 2011
Get the cell blindmug. Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
Get the Thing Blindnessmug. by commablindness September 21, 2017
Get the Comma Blindnessmug. 
Get the truth-blindmug. Hey, what do think of my new work trousers? I took up the length last night after a few beers. I can do an awesome blind hem!
by heidim November 19, 2014
Get the blind hemmug. Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.
by The Real Comptroller June 2, 2015
Get the Twink Blindnessmug.