Bj

An absolute Gilf, some would say fittest of the aboriginal race

Dam did you see Bj’s nudes?

by DamienC123 October 13, 2019

BJ

1) bachelor of journalism
2) blow job (vulgar slang)
3) Boris Johnson a former Prime Minister of the UK

Mom, what does BJ mean?

by N0C0D3 March 31, 2024

bJ

Means Big Jump, like Skyzone the indoor trampoline park! Sometimes confused with Blowjob or Beef Jerky.

Marcus - Want a BJ?
Eddie - Eww thats gay Marcus
Marcus - NO not a blowjob, want to Big Jump?
Eddie - Say lessss

by danfuckingschnieder November 03, 2020

BJ

Bad Job.

"Man, I done did a bj today, I was 'posed to polish off that table with the 100 grit sandpaper, right, and I went with the 69 instead, my boss won't like that shit one bit, cuh, I'm finished."

by AmXtra June 23, 2024

BJ

this is an abbreviation of the goat of the world, beetlejuice

me: Yoo beet if i dig a 6ft hole, how deep is the hole
bj: probs like 30ft
mans a genius

by Noah Myles May 13, 2020

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 04, 2018

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 04, 2018