Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.

Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”

by That one lost remote June 9, 2021

bitch bible

A list of defined rules made up by woman that they want men to follow.

I had to consult the bitch bible when she got mad at me for saying "she should smile"

by Harold Richard Powers June 29, 2021

bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

that's his bible

that is his rule book, code or main reference

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Bible Boobie

The classic combination of a bible-banger and a girl with big knockers. Can be used to compliment a girl or insult her just the same.

"Is Bible Boobie cuming over today?"

by Someone Special in December 5, 2005

Bible fetish

A person who likes to fuck the bible or have a bible in the bed ect. when they are fucking someone else.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.

He's got a bible fetish.

by Juded dredd7 April 25, 2011

The Holy Bible

Album created by BTS

Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔，我想死

by 0wl3l October 19, 2021