Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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The Bends

When you are swimming along and come to the surface to shallow waters and get sick sick
Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
by Gina85 January 14, 2022
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The Bends

When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!
I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.
by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023
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Pole Bending

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”
by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019
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bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole
I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.
by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018
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no bend

Something which does not have a bend.
"No bend - like a drag racing track"
by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003
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