After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
Get the Bend Turnaroundmug. Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
by Gina85 January 14, 2022
Get the The Bendsmug. It was one fine day in November 2019,chilling at wilko car park. UNTIL Jamie weake bends over William on the wall and gropes him. This left William scarred for life and fearful. Now we say "bend over" to hint to him his flaws.
by HarveyXDLOL November 4, 2020
Get the Bend overmug. by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018
Get the bending saturnmug. by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003
Get the no bendmug. 
by Rayven00 March 30, 2021
Get the fuck bendmug.