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Beef Purse

Noun, slang - The female genitalia.

Also: A purse in which beef products are carried.
EG1: "Wow, man, Kuniva's mother has a really loose beef purse!"

EG2: "Darn it! We're out of steaks, and the big barbecue is tonight! We don't have time to run to the store!" "Don't worry Jan, I have some steaks in my beef purse!"
by F.P. Bear December 20, 2008
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beef anus roll

What's for dinner?

How 'bout a grilled beef anus roll?

Make that two!
by The Evil Boll Weevil January 25, 2011
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Beefchip

An amazingly friendly drunk, who is always there when you need him. Incredibly intelligent and knowledgable in everything useless.
Holy crap that dude is so beefchip.

Did you meet beefchip yet? He is over there delivering that woman's baby while chugging a bottle of jack daniels.
by Noneofyourbusiness987654321 September 2, 2012
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Beef and Cheese Santa

A Santa Claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.

This term was coined in the Will Ferrell's 2003 movie Elf, when he confronts the fake Santa at Gimbel's:

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
I wanted my child to take a picture with Santa, but the one at the mall is a total Beef and Cheese Santa, so we didn't go.
by ThanksMurphy December 6, 2011
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beefchomgle

i love beefchomgle so much
by quartz33 October 9, 2020
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Stinky Beef Factory

The droopy, wrinkly, and foul smelling "beef" that dangles between the legs, from the labia of a premiscuous female.
Brad: Man you see that cum-dumpster Athena's cunt? It looks like pastrami is falling out, and smells like the dumpster behind a fish market!
Matt: You're telling me! She's running a regular Stinky Beef Factory down there.
by Otto Van BeefSteak March 23, 2008
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roast beef and chedder cunt

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.
Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.
by sirmarksalot December 25, 2010
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