may 24

the day dora finally gives me head

him: it’s may 24th
her: so?
him: get on ur knees

by TopShaggerDujam May 22, 2019

May 3

May 3rd is the day when the best dick sucker and rider was born. Hit someone with this birthday up. You won't regret it...I know I didn't ;)

Person A: Hey, isn't Alice's birthday on May 3rd?
Person B: Oh wait- I gotta go hit her up-

by Yama Yams November 24, 2020

May 26

Get Free head from anyone you show this

May 26

by May 26th is my bday October 15, 2019

May 2

Slap neck day

Hey guys it's May 2 slap neck day

by GG2k19 May 02, 2019

Aaron May

Aaron may is a underrated artist out here, he next up fr

Boy: you listen to Aaron may?…
Girl: yes I do!
Boy: wanna date?
Girl: yes

by kanicartier July 09, 2021

22nd of may

National kiss your girlfriend day

Boy: "do you know what day it is?"

Girl: "no!?"

Boy:"its 22nd of may!"

*kisses*

by Prezzo_the_g May 21, 2021

kira-may

Kira-may is usually a person who is emotional and well collected. She usually keeps her life to herself and isnt very open. But when you get to know her she is the best friend you could ever have. She trusts everyone, but if you break her trust she will never trust you again. She is very shy and hesitates in asking for something that she wants.

Person 1: Hey kira-may seems very interesting. I can never tell what she feeling
Person 2: Ask her, and she will tell you because she trusts everyone.

by darkgrey3333 May 14, 2014