Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 12, 2015

Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion October 21, 2008

Ho Bastard

When your mom's a ho and your dad walked out on you.

Tim "Hey Jim how is life? "
Jim "Bad, My mom is still sucking dick for money and I don't know where my dad is."

Tim "Damn you a ho bastard."

by Definitionofdefintions December 8, 2017

dick bastard

simply a dick without a father i.e a dildo. often used as an insult.

omg renee i was going through your room and i found this dick bastard here.

by thehora July 11, 2010

Scum Bastard

basically "you're a prick". originated from big scary of the oddcast

"oi ya scum bastard!"

by northenman December 28, 2020

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014