Cum basket 

Something that you put your sperm in after you masterbatute.

Something that you call you haters.

Your mum is such a cum basket

Cum basket by Lbigfella July 23, 2010

Tuna Basket 

MK3 and MK3.5 Volkswagen Cabriolet. Named as such for the tortion bar that resembles the handle of a basket when the roof is down and the fact that it's a girls' convertible.

Dave's tuna basket looks great on those new wheels. Too bad he's such a vagina.

Tuna Basket by TylerInHiFi July 20, 2009

good story basket 

When in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. From there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. You can swing the basket now while saying "good story basket, tell me a tale" after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. Thus, making everything better.

You're standing with a group of friends, then suddenly one drops dead. Normally this would be awkward, fortunetly you know about the good story basket. You then proceed to make the basket, then tell a tale about pirates, distracting everyone from the dead friend.

good story basket by Stealth Von Havoc August 30, 2008

Horny nigga laundry basket 

When a male or female of African descent gets sexually aroused by the thought of a laundry basket. So instead of using a popular sex toy or other sexual methods to please themselves, they have sexual intercourse with a laundry basket

Damn Jahseh really going full horny Nigga laundry basket right now huh

Horny nigga laundry basket by Janseh Onfroy May 22, 2019

schlong basket 

Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.

That guy's package is sitting in that schlong basket like birds in a nest.

schlong basket by substr October 7, 2008

Italian Mud Basket 

First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.

"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."

Italian Mud Basket by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010