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Baseball

A simple sport that turns guys into pussies that feel the need to defend their "sport" over Urban Dictionary. Not America's pastime, it sucks.
Okay, I am just responding to that really long definition about the kid who said that baseball was an "unathletic" sport.

^^^^^^^^^
The first sentence of one terrible definition.
by HaveYaMetTim January 13, 2008
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baseball

It's a fun game just to watch and play, and losers with no friends tend to overanalyze the game by citing obscure statistics, like ops.
Fan 1: So who's gonna win today? The White Sox or the Yankees?
Fan 2: The Yankees seem superior on paper, but White Sox sluggers have a .97% greater chance of stealing bases against right-handed starting pitchers on Tuesday day games...
by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005
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Baseball Cards

DIRTY PICTURES sent through texting, email or wallet sized
When you send someone a picture is it like sending them a baseball card; like this is what I look like when I'm playing and these are my stats.

There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:

Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.

High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.

Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.

Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.
by Vig Monster August 21, 2011
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BSU Baseball

Boise State University Baseball is a member of the NCBA. They do not recieve funding from Boise state as they are only a club sport and due to the fact the athletic director is a dick and hates baseball. Yet they are still able to field a competitive team every year in their league.
Person 1: Did u watch that BSU baseball game?
Person 2: I didn't even know BSU had baseball.
Person 1: Ya they are way good too!
by Paul Bunyan123 February 10, 2010
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Baser Shit

1) A phrase to describe something/someones actions that is/are crazy or ridiculous.

2) Anything crazy that a baser would do.
Girl 1: Did you see Britney Spears when she shaved her head?
Girl 2: Yeah! She was tripping on some baser shit!

-or-

Guy: That hobo was tweaking.
Dude: I know, that was some baser shit.
by LitaBeesh February 14, 2010
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baseman

Where a boy/man moves onto the 'bases' on relationships frequently or too quickly. eg first base (kiss) second base (oral) so on.

Preferably moving quite frequently, onto many girls, doing sexual activities. Known also as a player.
Harry: I got sucked off by Kirsten yesterday night, but the day before fingered Katy in a bush!

Martin: Harry you baseman!

Or

Cindy: Did you hear that Harry got head off Kirsten but fingered Katy and tried to have sex with Marie!

Laura: Ew, OMG, what a baseman
by Hahayoubaseman November 3, 2013
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Baseball

A garbage sport in which players stand around or jog instead of being athletic
Baseball players like to make fun of other sports to compensate for the un athletic nature of their sport.
by Am Very Smart May 15, 2019
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