Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.

Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house

by xxLilachan8xx August 1, 2011

nineteenth base

Nineteenth base is when you bite someone's balls off and stick it up your butt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the classroom while simultaneously touching the TA's areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, kinematics and forces. All while drinking a extra large coffee - double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because you're a naughty boy.

Wow, this morning I got to nineteenth base with my professor! Everyone loved it!

by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 9, 2017

1/2 base

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

by grizzy411 July 26, 2012

46th Base

The act of having sex with a cimputer, whil you have the computer talkin through 'text-to-speech' saying "oh floppy disk! Oh floppy disk!"

Guy 1: I went to 46th base last night
Guy 2: Poor computer...

by Cancer Tumors February 12, 2009

1st base

To make out or French kiss.

After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth.

by Nick July 10, 2004

23rd base

You've reached a point in life where few have gone -- ultimate boredom.

Guy : Dude I reached 23rd base..
Walls of a room : ....
Guy : Ya dude, I was speechless too.

by Tyrean November 11, 2008

15th base

Ramming a girl with a pool cue then beating her father over the head with it.

"DUDE WTF, you went to 15th base with my sister last night and now my dads in the hospital!!!"

by Dillon Labrek August 17, 2006