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Ballsack Barry

An old person whos cheeks are so wrinkled that they look like facial scrotums.
1. "That old man is a Ballsack Barry"

2. "Yo, it must be Ballsack Barry day LOL!"

3. "Girlfriend, I be needin that moisturiser 'fore I get my Ballsack Barry on"
by RoflcopterSoi June 11, 2006
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Barrycade

1) Yet another in a long line of weak attempts by right-wing hacks to blame President Obama for something he had nothing to do with. Even worse, the Republicans in congress had planned the government shutdown all along. By holding funding for government services hostage, they hoped to derail the Affordable Care Act, and foolishly assumed Obama would vote to defund his signature legislative accomplishment. But it backfired. Public opinion turned against the GOP just as it did during the 1996 shutdown, and they had no choice but to fold under the mounting pressure. So to save face, they decided to do what they do best, blame Obama.

2) A term to describe the continual Republican-led effort in congress to obstruct anything and everything proposed by President Obama, even small stuff like the President's judicial nominees.
1) Republicans: "Let's shut everything down and then call it a Barrycade so everyone thinks it's Obama's fault!"

2) To date, the Barrycade in congress has blocked 82 Obama nominees, nearly as many as all other presidents combined.
by Defauxifier December 3, 2013
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Barry Bonds

The most despised baseball player of all time. Because of his contempt for others and himself, will be remembered as a joke to the sport.
Kid 1:
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.

Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.
by MTF February 9, 2009
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bart

To barf and fart at the same time
Barting is in no way pleasureful but could be very amusing to people nearby who recognise the distinguished sound.
She was so hungover she ran to the bathroom to throw up and the pressure made her bart so loud everyone on the floor heard.
by elwa April 1, 2010
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Barrycade

Barriers put up near national monuments because Republicans shut down the Government. Because they can't stand to see our great black President succeed.

Now, the selfish, lying Republicans are blaming the Barrycades on Obama too. And dumb people are listening, instead of getting the facts. Republicans and teabagger, teabilly, racist liars need to get to work and stop ruining the country because they can't deal with a black man in the White House.
Republicans have Barrycaded national monuments to embarrass the President and confuse people, like veterans.

By NyxNyx Octover 13, 2013

Resubmitted by a good samaritan after it was unjustly deleted by far-right trolls. Google cache is amazing :)
by Defauxifier December 4, 2013
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Bart-cop

Verb; Bart-copping; Bart-copped {or. Oakland Bart Police slaying in 2009}: To execute another who is in a helpless position (as in from a position of authority) esp. using a gun.
Damn! He just got Bart-copped. Don't fuck with me or I will Bart-cop you!
by The Beefsauce January 8, 2009
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Barry Big Nuts

A Barry Big Nuts is somebody who, while drunk acts in an aggressive manner towards both mates and innocent bystanders.
On his birthday, David Smith was a proper Barry Big Nuts!
by gwilli11 November 23, 2009
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