badoon

Badoon: a small porcelane baboon which smells remarkabley of warn socks and eldibery.
Badoonery: the way of acting like a Badoon.

Badoon: yes my Badoon does smell of eldebery
Badoonery: your incessant badoonery never ceases to confound me.

by Alex Lyndham March 10, 2005

Rabid Baboon

First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.

"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"

"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"

by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

glorious baboon

where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass

Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair

by Thats right put it into my ear March 29, 2009

Red Baron

The "Red Baron" was the greatest piolet on the side of Germany. He was the best stratigest and he pioleted a completly red fighter-plane, which he gain his fame. The person who killed him is unconclusive for now, but if it was the gun turrnets on the ground that killed him, he had never lost a dog fight(Fight between to piolets)

Red Baron is an important piolet in World history.

by Mike A June 17, 2004

Red Baron

A combination drink of Red Bull and Robotussin.

I'm going to drink me a Red Baron tonight, and write my theory on life.

by Sin Eater 3 September 19, 2006

red baron

This is when you have sex with a girl while she has her period. You ejaculate on her face and paint her upper lip with the tip of your penis. This gives the girl a red moustache. Similiar to a dirty sanchez.

After I came on her face, I gave her a red baron from ear to ear.

by Peat March 28, 2003

bardonkey

a girl with a big ass and ugly face

damn yo chick is a bardonkey

by keevee April 25, 2007