John the Baptist Cockfish

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine

"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."

by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010

baptize

To smack or "bap" someone upside the head or forehead. Can be used in reference to shows (etc.) that consist of someone believed to be a healer doing the work of God. These said "healers" will violently thrust their hand upon (bap) the person needing healed's head, forehead, or face. This is intended to cure said victim.

Seth: "Did you just see that dude baptize Eric?"

Sara: "He can walk again! Can that guy cure his new concussion?"

by Master Ali June 29, 2007

Baptism by Semen

Basically having intercourse in a swimming pool and leaving an aftertaste of semen for the next person that swims.

Baptism by Semen is FRICKING reviving bruh.

by Oknothanks April 25, 2015

Alaskan Baptism

Having sex on a frozen lake, preferably on one in Alaska

"Man, my butt got stuck to the ice during that Alaskan Baptism."

by FriendlyNeighborhoodNightwing April 11, 2017

John The Baptist

The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)

To be more popular then God.

Damn that John The Baptist is amazing

by John The Baptist February 25, 2005

baltic squid

A ventilation device

A baltic squid is used to provide a local exhaust ventilation for multible workers

by Clint Price July 30, 2006

Baltic

Refers to anything considered to be a piece of crap. Word genealogy comes from Baltic and Mediterranean Ave on Monopoly which are the crappiest and worst properties in the game.

Did you see Gail's new car her dad got here? Its a total Baltic

The house Dan rents sure is Baltic

by Hawkeyes' Jon March 30, 2008